The first column. I don't remember when I wrote this one, but I actually kind of like it.

February 7, 1996. It deals with a planned power outage on K's campus. I don't hate this one, I guess.

February 14, 1996. It's Valentine's Day and all Gavin can write about is candy. Vaguely amusing.

February 19, 1996. My special Academy Awards column. In it I give my thoughts about each of the best picture nominees, overlooking the fact that had only actually seen one (Apollo 13). To top it off, my prediction was way off. . .

March 6, 1996 Now we're getting into the dregs. K's semester is ending, so I write a column vaguely alluding to the end of the world. Oh well.

March 17, 1996 Forgetting the fact that K College's semester had ended (Hey, I don't go there!), I went and wrote another column. So, here for the first time is my St. Patrick's Day column! (Oops, I just noticed that I never actually finished this one. Oh well!)